Hey y’all! I’ll be visiting New York City to do some standup and host a We Still Like You this week (11/11-11/17). If you’re around please come hang out! More detailed info on my blog’s sidebar.
I recently came across a genre of music that has changed my fright-loving, Halloween-celebrating self forever: Southern Gothic. I knew of Southern Gothic as a genre of literature, but the musical genre evokes a spookier sensation, making it the perfect autumn-time music. The instruments’ tones are dreary, unsettling, even creepy. Themes often include death, desperation, ghosts, the devil, criminals, and most other basic horror movie premises. Songs are always either sung by a man who sounds like he’s currently being slowly tortured, or by a woman who is apparently the ghost of a child.
Christmas has its carols, and now fans of Halloween have their own seasonal songs with a whole catalog of eerie folk singers. I’ve taken the liberty of composing a list of what I find to be the best Southern Gothic songs out right now. Hope you enjoy!
- “Never Learned To Cry” by Swamp Dad
- “Curse of The Goat” by Junkyard Mayor
- “Born A Dead Man” by Devil’s Tramp Stamp
- “Fox Scream” by Screaming Fox
- “Awful, Bad, Terrible, Bad Things” by The Poverty Brothers
- “Tree of Skulls” by Cemetery Sisters
- “Zero Days Without A Factory Accident” by Midwife Crisis
- “(Every Single One Of Your) Teeth” by A Whole Buncha Graves
- “There’s A Spooky River Floweth” by Whiskey Ribcage
- “Watch Out For That River” by Johnny Stumps & The Uneducated
- “Sinking In The River” by Jackrabbit Vagabond
- “The Day I Drowned In That Damned River” by Walnut Hawkins
- “Bones of Men And Smaller Men” by Musky Murder Boys
- “Betrayal In D Minor” by Possum Brunch
- “A Shitload Of Crows” by Hex Girlfriends
- “I’ve Never Met A Child” by The True Detective Theme Songs
- “I Married A Ghost” by Gravel Rhodes
- “Satan Blood Whiskey” by Hayride Holocaust
- “Behind Those Spooky Eyes” by Murder By Homicide
- “The Vulture That Took My Son” by Lower Delta Shitshow
- “My Dog is Scared of The Moon” by Scary Terry & The Future Ex Husbands
- “Haunted Church Pews” by Bilgewater Broth Soup
- “Tubthumpin’ (Southern Gothic Remix)” by Chumbawumba
I am very excited to announce that I’ll be performing at Hell Yes Fest, a wonderful comedy festival in New Orleans, LA next weekend. The entire festival spans from October 1-10, but I’ll be performing during the first weekend.
You may have noticed my open letter to Justin Burnett and the Springfield, MO, City Council last week. Since its release the article has been viewed over 8,000 times (which is a lot for me!) and shared somewhere between 10-500 times (I don’t know how to track that), and I wanted to say thank you to those who read and shared. The issue of equality and fair legislation is clearly important to many people in my hometown and I wanted to write a follow up because some more news has come out regarding my buddy Justin Burnett.
I emailed Councilman Burnett the letter. I also tried to share it to his Facebook page, and I tweeted it at him. These have been my only real attempts at interacting with him. He has blocked me on Twitter, he wont accept my friend request, my approval to join the “We Support Justin Burnett!” Facebook group is still pending, and he has not answered any of my questions about whether or not he likes my nipples. So maybe we aren’t as good of buddies as I thought.
Justin & Company,
Hello, my name is Tyler Snodgrass, and I lived in beautiful Springfield, Missouri, for the first 24 years of my life. Even though I’ve been living in Chicago for the past two years, I still miss Springfield very much, and I’m quite invested in its future. This is why I am writing an open letter to you. I know, I know—some readers will think “another open letter on the internet!? This is old hat and played out!” But I assume you are still living in the year 1999 and this medium for social change, satire, etc, might be brand new to you. So here we are.
You probably know what this is about, don’t you? It’s about the enhanced indecent exposure ordinances, which you initially proposed, and which was narrowly passed through City Council a few days ago. Your newsfeed has probably been blowing up about it! I deeply care about my hometown, and so upon hearing the news, I had to think: Is this ordinance good, necessary, or helpful in any way? I wasn’t sure and so I asked others what they thought about the law, and about you.
Would you believe it? People had things to say! People have said things like, “[You] misinterpreted the point of the “Free The Nipple” rallies, and instead of focusing on gender equality, reacted in a way that was immature and unhelpful,” and “The law only succeeds in blaming and punishing women for the hypothetical acts of lewd men,” and “[You] probably like Footloose and The Scarlet Letter, but for all the wrong reasons.”
At first I agreed with these thoughts. When I was thinking hard about it, the passing of a stricter public indecency ordinance seemed completely unnecessary, I thought it an incorrect use of council time and energy, and I thought that the supporters were an embarrassment to Springfield. But then I stopped thinking, and your side made a lot of sense. It’s all so clear now! I just stopped using logic and empathy, and now I agree with you, Justin: boobies are gross.
So thank you—thank you—for initiating this stricter ordinance. And I’d like to also thank Rev. Fischel, Rev. McClure, Goody Ferguson, and Goody Fulnecky for helping to pass it. You fine folks are finally protecting this community against the subtle parts of the breast and butt I didn’t even know I was allowed to worry about. But, really, I agree with you, Justin. Boobs are icky. And like you, I’d prefer they just not exist at all. Breasts, even when pretty much covered up, transform perfectly reasonable men into these nightmarish sexual lunatics! Like a werewolf when it sees a full moon (or even a butt crack!). You’re right: boobs are for perverts. In fact, I think you said it best when you said, “God is a pervert for creating breasts in the first place.” I know you didn’t exactly say that, but I know that’s what you meant to say, so I’ll go ahead and give you the credit. People can now attribute that quote to you. You’re welcome, Justin.
I’ll be visiting Springfield again in a few months, and just to make sure I know where the line is on this new ordinance, I was wondering if you could answer a few questions for me. First, is it still OK for me to show my nipples? I’m a man, you should know. And things ought to be different for men, right? So my nips are cool? You’d prefer to look at my nipples in public, right? You think my nipples are totally legal and also quite nice, right?
Next question: can art featuring women’s nipples be on display? Could a fully-nippled painting exist in a gallery downtown, or at our local art museum? For example, here is The Birth of Venus, painted by William-Adolphe Bouguereau in 1879.
Would this be acceptable or is it too erotic? Actually, don’t bother answering. I already know we both agree that art sucks.
Is there more we can do to protect our families, and our family’s families, from exposure to side-boob, underboob, “coin slot,” and more? What we if got rid of the nipples on baby bottles? They kinda look like real nipples, and we don’t need to create a habit of perversion in babies. I’m also willing to give up eating chicken breasts if it helps the cause. Heck, if we could get rid the word “abreast” entirely, that would be really helpful. It’s just too close to breast! I know the word means, “side by side” or “alongside with something,” but I can’t even hear or read the word abreast without being driven wild with desire, and then the only way I can get my shame erection under control is to either suppress the rights of other people or start a Facebook argument. I imagine we’re the same in that way, too, Justin.
“God is a pervert for creating breasts in the first place.” -Justin Burnett
Justin and friends, because of your bravery I’ve decided to start an organization. And I hope you’ll assist me with it. The organization is meant to help young people realize how horrible they’ve acted and dressed, and then once they’ve felt bad about it, reform them and make them quiet, upstanding citizens. It’s called Values And God In North America. I really think V.A.G.I.N.A. is going to get this country back on track. With your help, influence, and donations, the values we know and love can come back! And then we’ll party (and also dress, think, legislate, discriminate, and carelessly victimize) like it’s 1999! Even if you think boobs are gross (and they are), I think you’ll really enjoy what V.A.G.I.N.A. has to offer.
I’ll send you my PayPal so you can donate to the cause soon enough. Thank you in advance!
See you at Christmas,
Hey friends, I’ll be in LA for two more days before returning to Chicago. Here is where you can see me!
Then tomorrow will be the second ever We Still Like You in LA. Cohosted by myself and the great Andy Sell, we’re bringing to you a lineup of some of our favorite LA comics. Including Joe McAdam, Bill Cruz, Alison Stevenson, Kevin Camia, Ever Mainard, and Allen Strickland Williams!
Event here: https://www.facebook.com/events/150929078579525/
Been a while since an update–so sorry about that if you’ve checked to see anything new. Not much new info has surfaced because I’ve been busy! Quick recap since our last post: We Still Like You visited Lawrence, KS, was put up at iO Theater in Chicago, and returned to its favorite Logan Square backyard! I’ve also been cast on an iO Harold Team (schedule for those shows coming soon), and I can be found every Monday now co-hosting the Schubas Tavern Open Mic. Plus work and other shows and my parents being in town to visit and stuff. Anyway, I’ll be doing shows in Chicago, Portland, and LA this month. Here is the info!!
8/8 – SUPER TALENT SHOW at iO Chicago
10:30 in the Chris Farley Cab
$14, Free for students
8/10 – Sadsacks and Wisecracks @ Hi-Hat Club
8/11 – Seven Deadly Sins (I’ll be telling a story about WRATH!)
8/13 – Rat Pack Comedy @ Holiday Club
I’m on the great Dan Friesen’s podcast, Friesen Point, and we do something very special. Instead of just having a great and funny interview, we have a great and funny interview while They Might Be Giants’ Apollo 18 plays in the background.
It’s pretty weird and I nerd out about TMBG a lot.
Hey trash humans! Chicago’s best storytelling show/party is going to be visiting Milwaukee for the first time this weekend on May 29th. If you’re in the area, make sure you come see us bring up some of MKE’s best comics to tell horrific tales of personal shame. Also, it’ll feature local favorite Dave Losso, who is GUEST HOSTING the show the following night.
Oh yeah, there’s another WSLY on the 30th. Back in Chicago at Brainstorm Comics (the normal location of Yeah Buddy Awesome Time comedy show) at 8:30. Both of these shows are totally free and totally BYOB and going to two We Still Like You’s in two nights will probably ruin your life and you should do it.